5. Have him wear heels for 1 hour. No sitting allowed.
4. Have him endure foot paraffin. Inform the therapist he likes the wax freshly heated.
3. Have his hair permed or rebonded, whichever looks more stupid on him. Pay extra for high-contrast highlights.
2. Have his monobrow shaped. Only by tweezing, no less.
1. Book him a boyzilian. Tell him it’s a new massage from Brazil.
Disclaimer: Similarities to real situations are unintentional.
This only means one thing…I am officially bored.