First Posting: Hong Kong
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5 Mean girly things for the mean guy

Random thoughts after seeing another couple, yet again, argue publicly in the MTR (not the best sight in the world)…

5. Have him wear heels for 1 hour. No sitting allowed.
4. Have him endure foot paraffin. Inform the therapist he likes the wax freshly heated.
3. Have his hair permed or rebonded, whichever looks more stupid on him. Pay extra for high-contrast highlights.
2. Have his monobrow shaped. Only by tweezing, no less.
1. Book him a boyzilian. Tell him it’s a new massage from Brazil.

Disclaimer: Similarities to real situations are unintentional.

This only means one thing…I am officially bored.

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